Brass Monkey Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug from Stackable Ceramic Coffee Mug with Plenty of Vintage Charm, Holds 10 oz, Dishwasher Safe, Coffee Cup with Double-Sided Artwork, Makes a Great Gift!

I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It's oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).